Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Review Haiku: Shadows of the Damned

The Demon Hunter
Garcia Fucking Hotspur
Has A Hot Boner

Friday, May 27, 2011


Bulletstorm overview in a .gif:

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Review Haiku: Brink

Want steep learning curve?
Please to check out Brink the game
It will satisfy

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Review Haiku: Portal 2

Fat and adopted?
We have just the place for you
Now with more robots

Friday, March 25, 2011

Review Haiku: Dragon Age II

You will hack and slash
You will hardly leave Kirkwall
Thank God I am done

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Review Haiku: Bulletstorm

There are many ways
To dispose one's foes. What's best?
A boot to the face

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Review Haiku: Dead Space 2

Necromorphs again?
More please, thank you very much
Isaac speaks, hooray!