Review Haiku: Shadows of the Damned

The Demon Hunter
Garcia Fucking Hotspur
Has A Hot Boner

Musings

Bulletstorm overview in a .gif:

Review Haiku: Brink

Want steep learning curve?

Please to check out Brink the game

It will satisfy

Review Haiku: Portal 2

Fat and adopted?

We have just the place for you

Now with more robots

Review Haiku: Dragon Age II

You will hack and slash

You will hardly leave Kirkwall

Thank God I am done

Review Haiku: Bulletstorm

There are many ways

To dispose one's foes. What's best?

A boot to the face

Review Haiku: Dead Space 2

Necromorphs again?

More please, thank you very much

Isaac speaks, hooray!