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Review Haiku: Shadows of the Damned

2011-07-19T11:17:00.001-04:00

The Demon Hunter
Garcia Fucking Hotspur
Has A Hot Boner

Musings

2011-05-27T13:33:00.003-04:00

Bulletstorm overview in a .gif:

Review Haiku: Brink

2011-05-18T16:43:00.005-04:00

Want steep learning curve?

Please to check out Brink the game

It will satisfy

Review Haiku: Portal 2

2011-05-03T03:04:00.002-04:00

Fat and adopted?

We have just the place for you

Now with more robots

Review Haiku: Dragon Age II

2011-03-25T16:56:00.001-04:00

You will hack and slash

You will hardly leave Kirkwall

Thank God I am done

Review Haiku: Bulletstorm

2011-02-27T17:12:00.001-05:00

There are many ways

To dispose one's foes. What's best?

A boot to the face

Review Haiku: Dead Space 2

2011-02-06T16:47:00.002-05:00

Necromorphs again?

More please, thank you very much

Isaac speaks, hooray!

Help Us Kinect, You're Our Only Hope

2011-02-03T17:05:00.003-05:00

So a bunch of nerds at MIT have made a functioning hologram transmitter. It's still got a ways to go, but it's light years ahead of what we had back in 1977. We truly are living in the not-too-distant future.

Review: Dead Space: Ignition

2010-10-24T12:51:00.004-04:00

Synopsis:

Dead Space: Ignition is a downloadable game (available on Xbox Live and Playstation Network) and serves as an introduction to the events of the upcoming sequel Dead Space 2. You play as an engineer on a ginormous space station called The Sprawl during a necromorph breakout. The events start innocently enough as you start your day repairing various engineering problems around the city accompanied by your law enforcement partner/lover. However, all hell breaks loose once the monsters come out from the closet and you start receiving communiques from a mysterious stranger that twists the plot at the end and closes with a great segue into the beginning of Dead Space 2.

Gameplay:

DS:I is more accurately classified as an 'interactive comic' by the developers, and this is right on the money. The majority of your time is spent watching animated comic cels and watching the story unfold. These 'cutscenes' are interspersed with 3 different mini-games which serve as a representation of your engineer's attempts at repairing various systems throughout the Sprawl.

Trace route is essentially a racing game which pits you against other programs in a race to get to the finish line first. You have several different weapons at your disposal: speed boost, blocks that slow your opponent and viruses that invert either yours or your enemies controls.

Hardware crack is your typical 'guide-the-colored-light-to-the-node' game that gives you several different types of refractory tools to change the direction of lasers into the same colored goal point.

System override is a tower defense type game, except in this instance you are the attacker. You have a few different types of 'viruses' to infect the computer program and win the game.

The mini games are all well done, but aren't anything that hasn't been seen in other, better games. The best part of DS:I is the fleshing out of the events that lead up to Dead Space 2. You also unlock a unique suit for Isaac in DS2 by completing the game.

Repeat playthroughs are encouraged as there are several points in the game that force you to make a decision as to which place to go to next. Once you make that decision, the non-chosen branch is closed off for the remainder of that playthrough. Thankfully, a playthrough is relatively short (there's an achievement for completing on in less than 25 minutes), so playing through 4 times shouldn't be too much of a chore for the completionists out there.

Design:

The design of the game is average at best. While the art is not the greatest, it didn't offend me as much as other folks have been reporting. You can see from the attached pics that it's definitely going for a very stylized comic look, which is okay when the images are still, but when they 'come to life' as it were, they tend to look a bit like Major Arnold Toht.

There's not much to talk about gameplay as it's very straightforward. I will say that the Trace Route mini-game was the most angst-inducing of the 3 for me as it really requires fast reflexes and some memorization of the best routes in order to beat your enemies to the finish line. One of the early ones got me to shut down the game and forget about it for a couple of days before returning to finish it. Strangely enough, the following trace routes were much easier, and I can't decide if the difficulty spiked in the early portion of the game and tapered off, or if I just got accustomed to the game play and improved my own performance.

Summary:

Dead Space: Ignition is not a great game, but is a fun way to expand your experience in the Dead Space universe. Much like No Known Survivors, Dead Space: Downfall and the Dead Space Comics, this serves to give fans a deeper story behind the events of the main game. If you're planning on getting Dead Space 2 no matter what, I would say pre-order the game to get a free copy of Ignition included and save yourself the space bucks it would cost to buy it stand alone.

Score: 5/10

Review: Castlevania: Lords of Shadow

2010-10-23T14:04:00.003-04:00

Synopsis:

Castlevania: Lords of Shadow is the newest iteration of the beloved franchise. This outing is a reinvention of the game with a whole new protagonist and storyline. You are Gabriel Belmont, a member of the Brotherhood of Light on a quest to avenge the death of your wife. A quest that requires you to kill a lot of vampires, werewolves and other creatures of the night. Pretty standard setup for your average puzzle/hack-n-slash game.

Gameplay:

The core gameplay in C:LoS revolves around the use of your chain and light and dark magic. You have basic light, heavy and area attacks that you can upgrade using credits earned from banishing hellions back to whence they came. While the combat is extremely deep in the variety of attacks you can purchase, I did find that the more complex moves were rendered totally useless in boss battles as they required too much time to execute, and the bosses are able to interrupt your attacks at any stage. So I ended up relying on a few tried and true moves throughout most of the game. That's not to say the attack combos aren't worthwhile - they definitely are - but they are better suited for the minions rather than the bosses.

The use of light and dark magic adds another layer of depth that really makes you think about your strategy. Using dark magic increases the damage your attacks deal, helping to take down more difficult enemies with ease. Using light magic during combat will replenish your health bar. It's a great dynamic and very easy to switch between the two, providing for some very interesting magic choreography during the more challenging sections of the game.

As you progress through the campaign, you are awarded with upgrades to your combat mechanics. These range from adding functionality to your chain to secondary items such as holy water, throwing knives and even your own cadre of fairies which act to stun enemies and make them vulnerable to your direct attacks.

There is also a good amount of platforming and some exploration as well. Similar to Enslaved your clamboring routes are highlighted so you know where to go. Unlike Enslaved, only the starting point of a platform section is highlighted. So if you get lost, you at least get a starting line, after that it's up to you to figure your way around. You also can miss jumps and fall to your death, which ramps up the gravity of your gameplay quite nicely.

There are also several puzzle elements peppered throughout the game. While they tend to lean towards the banal (rotate these cylinders to align them, find a colored gem to match the colored door), the majority of them are designed in a way that fits nicely within the storyline and make perfect sense within the universe the developers have created.

Design:

This. Game. Is. Fucking. Beautiful. There, I said it. The environment design is truly staggering in C:LoS, on par with the likes of the best that this current generation has to offer. It's no Mass Effect 2, but it's pretty damn close. The range of color palettes is awesome: you have your typical gray/brown tones for the dungeon crawling sections balanced with some amazing forest and desert scenes and topped off with clear white snow covered mountain tops. This really highlights the epic scale of this adventure.

Speaking of scale, C:LoS is LONG. For anyone who complains about short campaigns in full priced games, do yourself a favor and buy this game. It will easily take you at least 20 hours just to go through the main campaign. This doesn't include returning to certain levels to reach areas that require the upgrades you earn. Or replaying levels to complete certain challenges (i.e. defeat enemy X in under 2 minutes; complete the level with defeating X number of these enemies, etc). So not only is this game lengthy, it also encourages repeat playthroughs to earn 100% completion. The great thing about this option, is that a new game+ will start you with ALL of your upgrades from your previous playthrough. No need to hunt down all your upgrades again, because once you get them, they are yours for good.

The voice acting is also extremely well done. Outside of the narration at the beginning of each level - which veers a bit too close to over-the-top-high-school-drama-theatrics - it is very appropriate to each character and to the overall storyline. Sir Patrick Stewart lends his talent to one of the main characters that provides a great twist to the end and an amazing epilogue (hint: STAY TO WATCH AFTER THE CREDITS!!)

The one complaint - actually two - deals with control mapping. You play this game entirely with the left analogue stick and buttons. The right stick is totally unused. Usually that is reserved for camera movement, but since C:LoS uses a fixed camera, it sits alone and unused for the entirety of the game. The 2nd complaint - and this ties in with the right stick - is the fixed camera. While it heightens the cinematic feel of the game having the camera placed at just the right spot for each scene, sometimes it is poooooooorly placed for combat. So poor that one must get used to the fact that you will be attacked by enemies who are not even visible on screen. If the developers had just mapped even rudimentary panning controls to the right stick, both of these problems would have been fixed in one fell swoop. And considering how much in common C:LoS shares with Dante's Inferno and God of War, it's surprising they didn't consider this (or dashing) as an option.

As it stands though, I was able to get used to the camera quirkyness and handle myself with little to no problems for the duration of the game.

Summary:

Castlevania: Lords of Shadow is truly one of the great games this year. A lot of die hard fans of the series have been very vocal, complaining that this is NOT a Castlevania game. I never really played the original series, but I do remember it from my childhood. All I can say is that if you are that hung up on a re-imagination of something you love, go dig up your old NES and play the original. You can't expect a game coming out in 2010 to use the same graphics and mechanics as a mid 1980s side scroller.

That said, this game is pretty bad-ass, and it would be a shame for folks to pass this up because they are judging the book by it's cover. If you want a nice change of pace from all the Halo of Duties dropping this holiday season, do yourself a favor and jump into the tale of Gabriel Belmont.

Score: 8/10

Review: Enslaved: Odyssey To The West

2010-10-11T13:07:00.004-04:00

Synopsis:

A retelling of the Chinese novel Journey To The West, you play as Monkey: an acrobatic survivor in a post apocalyptic future 150 years from now. The journey begins as you make your escaped from a slave ship, only to be shackled to a young girl - Trip - who enlists your help in getting her back to her home.

Gameplay

Drawing comparisons to the Uncharted series due to it's mix of clamboring and combat, I personally would pair it closer to the likes of Dante's Inferno as the combat is all about hand-to-hand versus gunplay.

That said, the gameplay isn't terribly deep on this title. But that isn't necessarily a bad thing, as this is a game that is more focused on the story and characters. There are skill based games and there are narrative based games (and of course ones that fall inbetween) and Enslaved clearly falls into the latter category.

What gameplay elements there are: clamboring, parkour style acrobatics mixed with button mashy combat and collectibles, only serve as a tool to keep the story moving along, and guide the player along the extremely well written plot. The platforming is 'no fail' - you won't accidentally fall to your doom if you miss a jump because you CAN'T miss any of the jumps. Your only options are to jump or not jump. On the one hand, this may frustrate rabid platformers as being too easy, but on the other, it allows the player to focus on drinking in all the gorgeous scenery and invest yourself into sympathizing with the character's motivations and personalities.

The combat is very straightforward with light and heavy attacks, coupled with explosive and stun projectiles to handle ranged enemies. While many action/adventure aficionados may poo-poo the lack of complexity, this suits my button-mashing playstyle perfectly. Not all games need to have a deep combat system that only fidgety fourteen year olds with spastic reflexes can master. You can upgrade your health, shield and combat moves, but they are mostly increasing damage and ammo capacity types that don't require learning a whole new set of multi-button combos to execute.

In short, if you are looking for a challenging gaming experience, look somewhere else. This game is about character.

Design

The design and art direction is where this game truly shines. The world they have crafted is the most beautiful post-apocalyptic vision since...ever. There is still the whole 'destroyed beauty' aesthetic going on, but it seems that Ninja Theory took copious notes from Life After People and I Am Legend. Gone are the smoggy skies and dark and drab cityscapes. Instead we have ruined metropolises (metropolii?) covered with lush plantlife with the sounds of the jungle echoing in the background. It was also great - having lived in NYC for the last 10 years - to scramble around iconic NY monuments and wonder "Just what the hell happened here?" Whether I was finding a way out of a demolished Grand Central Station, or picking my way across a dilapidated Brooklyn Bridge, I was continually in awe of how fantastic the gameworld looked.

The character design is of particular note here as well, especially the facial animations. I once read an interview with some Bioware developers, and they were talking about how much time they would spend on getting the eyes just right. The reasoning behind this, for them, is that we tend to focus our attention towards the face and eye area when listening to someone speak. So it led them to really focus on making those areas of their character design especially realistic. Ninja Theory apparently read the same interview because I have never seen facial animations as elegant as in Enslaved. A furrowed brow, a scrunched up mouth, a knowing look all convey so much more emotion and information than any line of dialog can. I suppose that Andy Serkis serving as the director of the game - as well as being the voice and motion capture artist for Monkey - had a lot to do with these excellent theatrical touches to help make the characters that much more believable.

A nice touch the developers did is that they tell a story by artifacts left around the environment. We are never outright told exactly what happened on Earth to leave it in such a dismal state. Instead we see old billboards that have been painted over with revolutionary style slogans and piles of 'ancient redundant technology' that allow the player to create their own backstory about the fall of man.

There have been some rumblings about the length of the game being a tad short for a full $60 price tag. But I counter that with this argument: how much do you pay for a movie these days? At least $11 for an adult ticket. And if you want snacks, you can look at upwards of $20-25 for a 1.5-2 hour experience. Clocking in at around 8-10 hours, Enslaved more than gives you your money's worth. Especially considering the cookie cutter hero plots that most games employ.

Summary

If you're looking for a well crafted adventure that focuses on story and character over skill and mechanics, then Enslaved is the game for you. Lush, beautiful environments, endearing and believable characters, and an engaging and mysterious plot all add up to an experience that is more like a movie than a game, further blurring the lines between passive and active entertainment.

Score: 8/10

Review: Spider-Man Shattered Dimensions

2010-09-18T10:56:00.000-04:00

Waitaminit, you're telling me there's some other game besides Halo: Reach?

Synopsis:

The game opens with The Master of Illusion - Mysterio - attempting to steal the Tablet of Order and Chaos from the Metropolitan Museum of Art. You're friendly neighborhood Spider-Man comes on the scene, and in the ensuing confrontation, the tablet gets shattered into pieces, causing rifts in the space-time continuum and scattering the shards across multiple realities. The rest of the game is spent traveling to each of these 4 dimensions - Amazing, Ultimate, Noir and 2099 (all based on various comic incarnation of Spider-Man) recovering the pieces of the tablet from various members of Spidey's Rogue Gallery, and putting an end to Mysterio.

Gameplay:

Overall, S-MSD is a beat-em-up but with the added fun of slinging around on webs and crawling on walls. The feel of flying around the environments on webs is great, and while the levels are all very linear, you can fly around in any direction within them. You have your standard light and heavy attacks that you can upgrade throughout the game by collecting Spider Essence - the games money system. I can see where Beenox was going with the four dimensions design, hoping to create four distinct gameplay experiences. Unfortunately, three of the four dimensions all play pretty much the same. The only major difference is between 2099 and Ultimate, where those Spideys have unique power abilities that need to be charged up before releasing them on enemies: Ultimate unleashes the full damage potential of the symbiote suit, and 2099 has a bullet-time effect that slows down everything around Spidey.

The one really unique dimension is the Noir one. This particular Spidey is significantly less powerful than the others, in that he doesn't have any web-based attacks (in fact, he uses his web almost exclusively for traveling) and has no unique power ability. Instead, his tactic will feel very familiar to fans of Batman: Arkham Asylum. He must sneak around in the shadows and silently take down enemies in order to advance through the levels. The takedowns are extremely satisfying with varying types depending on Spidey's location relative to an enemy. He can leave them hanging in a web cocoon from a high wire, slam and stick them to a wall while on the ground, or pull them off ledges from below. The animations are appropriately brutal. When he does enter into direct combat, it is strictly hand-to-hand with no super powers at all. The two drawbacks to the Noir dimension are the detection sensitivity - either you're concealed or you're not, there is no middle ground - and the camera is VERY wonky when in close quarters or scaling surfaces. The other similarity to B:AA is the addition of the Spider Sense which highlights all of your enemies - even through walls and solid objects - and displays their health levels so you can accurately direct your attack against weakened enemies to thin out crowds more quickly.

Each level also has a set of 15 challenges to complete, which adds a twist to the gameplay and encourages you to explore different types of attacks and strategies. Completing challenges gives you bonus Spider Essence which can then be used to purchase said upgrades - everything from new attack combos to increased health and even new outfits. Nothing quite like zipping around in a Fantastic 4 outfit with a paper bag for a mask.

Design:

This game is really a joy to watch. Each dimension has a unique art style that fits well with the vibe of them. Amazing is a classic comic style - the wife even commented "It's cool how they make it look like an actual comic book"; Noir is more photo-realistic with a desaturated palette with splashes of color a la Sin City; 2099 has a futuristic bent with the classic hexagon-style fabric patterns that seems to be de rigueur for sci-fi settings; Ultimate is similar to Amazing but has more gloss and clean lines. The end result is that each dimension feels unique and different, and while the combat is pretty much the same in each, the design helps to alleviate repetitiveness in the gameplay. One fun twist is that in certain confrontations the camera changes to a first person view and you get to beat the crap of out an enemy Punch-Out style using the analog control sticks. While it's a bit clunky, there is a certain gratification derived from pummeling dudes in the face from point blank range.

As I said above, the levels are very linear, and there is a certain pattern to them all:

introduction of Rogue

initial battle with said Rogue

Rogue runs off, Spidey chases and battles henchmen

Spidey rescues civilian hostages

Spidey has another encounter with Rogue

Rogue runs off again, Spidey chases and battles more henchmen

Spidey has some sort of timed encounter

Spidey has final confrontation with Rogue.

But the game itself is very arcadey. I would compare it to Resident Evil 5 because you get a score and rating for each level upon completion, you can replay levels to better your score and rating, and each level's final boss battle is more about exploiting a weakness than wearing them down with constant attacks. That said, the level design is pretty amazing (see what I did there?). Each level is centered on a particular enemy from Spidey's Rogue Gallery, and ends with a final confrontation with each. The developers did a great job of capturing the essence of each: Kraven's level is a jungle hunting ground with combat arenas peppered throughout; Electro is ravaging a power plant replete with generators and power lines; Goblin hides out in his old carnival freak show tents; Doc Ock is sequestered in a high-tech lab with genetically engineered freaks running around. One particular highlight - as many reviews have pointed out - is the Deadpool level. It's a reality TV show that breaks through the fourth wall and is hyper-aware that it is a game within a game. Keanu says 'Whoa'.

One other thing that I noticed towards the end of the game is that while you bounce around from dimension to dimension, there is an internal consistency within each dimension. Example: in the Noir dimension, Norman Osborn is re-imagined as an ex-circus freak who has risen to a powerful crime boss. The bosses you fight before facing the Goblin himself are all employed by him, and are all ex-circus freaks as well. And the end of one boss transitions into the next boss level smoothly. The way the game is set up is 3 acts with 4 levels in each that you can approach in any order you want. It would be interesting to go back and do all the levels in one dimension in a row to see how the storyline develops and culminates within each.

While the plot is fairly cookie cutter, the voice acting is fantastic. They enlisted the original voice actors from the various animated Spider-Man cartoons: Josh Keaton from The Spectacular Spider-Man, Christopher Daniel Barnes from the mid-90's Spider-Man, Neil Patrick Harris from the early 2000's Spider-Man, and my personal favorite Dan Gilvezan from Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends. While the media darling is NPH - and he does a great job - Dan Gilvezan holds a special place in my heart because that is the only Spider-Man cartoon that I watched as a wee lad besides the OG 1960s-70s cartoon re-runs. So Neil can get off my lawn, dammit! The cherry on top is the man himself - Stan Lee - doing all of the narration for the major cut-scenes. We even get an Excelsior! at the end. So. Fucking. Awesome.

Summary:

It's too bad that this game came out a week before Halo: Reach. It really is a delightful and fun game that I fear will get overlooked in the onslaught of Noble 6. This is a love letter to our favorite Web-head and all his various incarnations throughout the decades. Even if you're not an avid reader of the comics, they include so much Spider-Man material that if you don't get at least one or two of the references, you must have been sleeping under a rock for the past 30 years. The combat is satisfying, the web-slinging is great fun, the dialogue is pitch-perfect, and the art design is superb. The only drawbacks are the wonky camerawork while wall-crawling and the somewhat repetitive gameplay. This game is a joy to play and I would highly recommend it.

Score: 8/10

Spec Ops: The Line Beta

2010-09-07T11:18:00.000-04:00

It seems I was one of the lucky few that got accepted to the Spec: Ops The Line beta last week, and I took a moment to sit down with it for an hour or so.

The beta was only for the competitive online multiplayer, but here is what I gleaned from it:

Gameplay:

I would best describe it as similar to Gears of War - 3rd person, cover-based shooter - with elements of Call of Duty - persistent ranking system with unlockable weapons and up to 6 customizable loadouts for each faction. I didn't see any kind of perk system or ability to upgrade weapons, however. There are two factions in total, and I didn't really get a sense of them outside of one was military, and the other was more of a rebel/guerrilla group, and that you rank up the two factions separately (i.e. if you only play as the military faction, your guerrilla faction will not rank up alongside it.) They did differ slightly in what kinds of weapons they had, but overall they were fairly comparable. There is a lot more verticality in this game as you are playing in the ruined city of Dubai, and the maps feature crumbling buildings and skysrapers that give a lot of areas for those damn snipers to keep killing my ass from across the map. But that also means they feature lots of back door paths for me to sneak around and get fools from behind. The gunplay is competent but nothing new or revolutionary in terms of overall gameplay. I would also put the pace somewhere inbetween Gears and CoD as well - slightly faster than Gears but not as frenetic as CoD.

The cover mechanics were very nice though. It will feel very similar to Gears players as you can slide into cover from a decent distance, but added little flairs like one-button action to break out of cover and go directly into a sprint without having to hold down a button. The cover-to-cover moving mechanic also felt a bit tweaked and improved as well - I didn't get the sense of it being quite as sticky as Gears so it felt a bit more fluid to me.

Design:

I can't write too much about the design outside of the few maps and the graphics. The graphics are great, the game is running on the Unreal engine, so you know what to expect there. As it's set in real Earthbound locales, and the scale of the characters are more proportionate, it gave the game a much more realistic feel than Gears. As I mentioned above, the maps in this game have a lot more vertical layers to them, as well as lots of nooks and crannies to snipe and ambush from. The one very interesting element was the sand effect. From what I've read about Spec Ops so far, Dubai has been ravaged by devastating sand storms that have reduced the city to ruins. These make an appearance in the multiplayer to wreak havoc with your visibility. Think the Nowhere map on Gears, but turned up to 11. When the sand starts blowing, there is basically no visibility whatsoever as everyone is blinded by a deep red wave of particulate matter. The first time this happened I kinda freaked out like I did the first time I experienced the hurricanes in Left 4 Dead 2. No visibility and deafening winds make for some interesting seat-of-the-pants close combat as you never know what's 5 feet in front of you, let alone around the corner you are taking cover in.

Overall, even though I was getting my ass handed to me, I really enjoyed the short time I spent with Spec Ops, and I'm looking forward to this game even more than I was before. Throw in some squad based campaign co-op and I am even more intrigued. I would recommend folks keep an eye out for this one when it drops next year as a nice alternative from the standard fare.

http://www.specopstheline.com

Timely Review #1: Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days

2010-09-02T12:24:00.001-04:00

Finally caught up with the older 'new' games that I've played, so now onto more current fare.

Synopsis:

The sequel to Kane & Lynch: Dead Men, this time around you play as Lynch, the heavily medicated psychopath from the first installment. Lynch has since moved to Shanghai and is trying to lead a more 'normal' life (i.e. not breaking convicts out of prison and mounting assaults on South American guerrilla troops) and settle down with his special lady. Kane comes into town to 'do just one more deal, and then I'm out of the game' so that he can try to repair his damaged relationship with his estranged daughter. Before assisting Kane with his final criminal exploit, Lynch asks him to accompany him on an errand to rough up a local who has been talking too much about his boss. During this excursion, they end up accidentally killing the daughter of a powerful crime boss, and the rest of the game is spent shooting your way out of the hole you have dug yourselves into.

Gameplay:

I played the first K&L and really enjoyed it, mainly because it was refreshing break from bald space marines and virtuous questers smiting evil. The gameplay in the first was very clunky. Kane and Lynch felt like they were slogging around in shin-deep water, and while the cover mechanic was fairly decent, it rarely protected you as enemies' bullets magically penetrated even the thickest of concrete blocks. Thankfully these bugs have been smoothed out and the movement and cover system has been greatly tuned up in this sequel. It's a pretty straight ahead cover based shooter with you running down corridors and back alleys to get to battle grounds laced with blocks for cover that you slowly advance on until you have cleaned out all the enemies. There have been some complaints that the gameplay is too one-note, but I don't see the difference between this and say Gears of War with the exception that Gears has more set-piece sequences. You remove those set pieces and you would basically have Kane and Lynch on Sera. While I do agree it's a fairly one-note game, it plays that note extremely well. They also added a 'down-but-not-out' mechanic which allows you to crawl to safety and continue to pick off enemies before you get back up or your partner revives you, and you can now take hostages and use them as a human shield. Overall, I would put it on par with Army of Two: The 40th Day as far as general gameplay goes. The main difference being that there is no upgrading weapons as all of your weapons are picked up from dead enemies throughout the game.

If you've ever thought that a game's campaign was training for the multi-player, then no truer words have been spoken about K&L2. The campaign is extremely short - about 6 hours on normal - and even if you go for the hardest difficulty setting and playing through with a friend on co-op, you can still knock this game out in a week. Thankfully the MP and challenge modes add a ton of replayability.

The first thing about the MP of K&L is that there is no deathmatch style whatsoever. It's all based around heists. You are with a team of up to 8 players or AI trying to grab as much loot as possible and make a clean getaway in the escape vehicle. All the while avoiding the fuzz or members of the criminal organization you are ripping off. Many of the maps start out with a set-piece event to kick it off: one has the group blowing up a bridge to crash a money train, another has a dumptruck ramming an armored car off an overpass. These are great, but they are obscured by the countdown timer blasted across the middle of the screen. It would have been nice to put the timer above your field of view so you can really take in the action before the round starts.

The first mode is a single player only called Arcade. In this you play the same heist over and over again in increasingly difficult rounds. The enemies get tougher and more aggressive and the cops even start bringing out attack dogs. This is basically a single player version of Fragile Alliance, which makes a return from the first K&L. In this, you are doing the same heist, except instead of AI partners, you have real people controlling them. The catch is that at anytime, anyone can decide to betray their fellow criminals, kill them off and take their share of the take. The double catch is that if you are betrayed by a teammate, you respawn as a cop, and have a chance to get revenge on the traitorous bastard. Once you die as a cop, though, you are out of the game until the round ends. This is a great twist as it creates this mood of paranoia because you never know if someone will decide to shoot you in the back and make off with your share. The next mode is Undercover Cop, which sets up the same scenario as Fragile Alliance, except this time one person is randomly selected to be an undercover cop tasked with stopping the crime from inside. You have to wait until a crime has been committed, and be careful about picking people off when they are separated from the group. Once you reveal yourself, your gamertag changes color, marking you as the narc and making you an easy target for the rest of the gang to rub you out. The final mode is Cops and Robbers, which is a competitive version of Fragile Alliance. One team of players is the robbers, and the other team of players are the cops trying to prevent them from escaping with the loot. The teams switch sides each round. There is a bit of ranking-up-and-unlocking going on as you get access to more varied weapons as you rank up, but you must successfully escape with some of the loot in order to have money to buy better weapons between rounds. If you die, you lose your weapons and have to re-purchase them at the end of the round.

Design:

The art direction is really the star of this game. As most folks probably know, the game is presented in a reality show, Youtube style. Very lo-fi with lots of lens flare and shaky camera action, and quick and abrupt cuts in the action. You even get that 'whooooooo' sound of air blowing through the microphone when you are sprinting, and they put in the buzz sound speakers make when a cell phone is near them and gets a call. The way it's done makes it feel like there is a camera man following Kane & Lynch around a la Cops. They even go so far in one cut scene where they get captured by the local law enforcement to have one of the cops suddenly notice the camera and reach his hand towards it as if he is grabbing it out of someone's hand before the screen goes black. For the motion impaired, there is an option to turn the shaky cam effect off, which I found detracted from the immersion of the story campaign, but was very much appreciated in the multiplayer.

One complaint I've been reading and hearing about is that most people don't seem to like Kane and Lynch as characters. "Despicable" "Awful" "Vulgar" are words being used to describe them. Yes, they cuss.. they cuss a fucking shit ton in the game, but seriously, if you had 20 SWAT officers shooting you down in a restaurant would you be using your church language? Hell fucking no! And as I said above, I really like Kane and Lynch as characters. They are such a change of pace from most games, and there is practically no irony or cheeky attitudes to them at all. As a cohort from another site said "bald out of shape psychotics should be the new video game heroes." They are hardened criminals trying to get out of the game, and do right by their loved ones, but they just seem to screw everything up. You almost feel sorry for them in a way.

The environmental design is top notch as well. Shanghai really breathes with life, and the contrast of the dingy back alleys with the shiny neon lights and skyscrapers really takes you for a ride through the bottom and top of the city. The character models are also well done, and there are plenty of civilian NPCs in the city streets that cause commotion and distraction in firefights. The cut scenes are great too and all of the voice acting is top notch. If there is one complaint that I have, is that on one level Kane and Lynch are covered in blood, and they look too shiny. But that is a general problem with alot of games these days so I gave them some slack on that, and also because that level is also one of the most intense and nail biting of the entire game.

Summary:

Overall I would say rent this to try it out. While the main campaign is extremely short, the multiplayer is one of the most unique and engaging out there on the market, but many folks may not like the backstabbing nature of the gameplay. I really enjoyed it on the first Kane and Lynch game, even to the point of considering buying a copy after I had returned mine to Gamefly. But even enjoying the return of the Fragile Alliance, I found myself tiring of the multiplayer after only a few days of play. Even then, I would recommend folks try this out, just for the art direction and Youtube style presentation alone. As one of my friends said about the demo "it's oddly groundbreaking" and I'd have to agree.

Score: 8/10

Belated Review #3: Singularity

2010-09-01T12:14:00.000-04:00

This is the last belated review...I swear! After this I'll be more on top of writing up the newish releases when I get my hands on them.

Prologue:

I find it funny how the video game industry is now starting to follow the movie industry with competing publishers releasing similarly styled games within a few months of each other. Case in point - Singularity vs. Metro 2033. They are both Russian themed FPSes where you are fighting against mutated humans and creatures against a fantastical sci-fi background. They also both feature 'events' that occur throughout the game that influence the overarching storyline. The difference is Metro 2033 is post-apocalyptic survival, whereas Singularity is bald space marine saving the space-time continuum.

Synopsis:

You are playing as a US military operative sent on a top secret mission to investigate strange radiation emissions from a remote island off the coast of Russia. As you approach, your entire squad gets taken out by some sort of EMP, and you wake up separated from your team. As you make your way to regroup with them, you are suddenly caught in a space-time anomaly which transports you back to the 1950s where you inadvertently change the timeline by rescuing a scientist from a fire. The rest of the game is spent travelling back and forth between present and past, battling soldiers and mutants trying to repair the damage you caused in the opening chapter. The cause of these anomalies is a new element discovered by the Russians in the 1950s: Element 99. It is a new source of energy more powerful than plutonium or uranium and poises Russia to be the new world power after WWII, until an accident causes the government to cease all current and future research on E99.

Gameplay:

Where Metro 2033 was more of a strategic shooter which made you consider each encounter before deciding on the best tactic, Singularity is a straight ahead run-and-gun adrenaline rush. It was developed by Raven who also gave us Quake IV and Wolfenstein, so that should give you an idea of the pedigree of gameplay here. The weapons are kick ass, and feature modded out sci-fi versions of your classic guns: pistol, assault rifle, sniper, chain gun, grenade launcher, etc. There are a few one-use only weapons peppered throughout the game that make use of E99. You also get a nifty device that harnesses the power of E99, giving the gameplay a slight Bioshock feel with it's combination of gunplay and special powers. Using the Time Manipulation Device you have the option to age enemies into dust, turn them into mutants that attack your enemies and explode on contact, or create 'time-bubbles' that slow down whoever is unfortunate to get trapped in them. This allows you to casually saunter up to them and unload a clip of buckshot in their face. The gunplay, needless to say, is extremely satisfying, and coupled with your special abilities makes for numerous interesting combinations of attacks. The variety of enemies also mixes up the action as each type of mutant has different strengths and weaknesses that require different tactics to overcome. In fact, one type of enemy is completely blind forcing you to sneak past them without using any of your weapons at all.

Continuing the Metro 2033 comparisons, Singularity also differs in that it includes a multiplayer component. This is great fun, and if you're a fan of the Left 4 Dead versus mode, I'd highly recommend this to you. There are two modes: Extermination and Soldiers vs. Creatures. Each mode consists of two teams competing with each other - 1 team of soldiers and 1 team of creatures featured from the single player campaign. Each mode consists of 2 rounds, with teams switching sides after the first round. In Extermination the soldiers are attempting to activate a beacon which vaporizes all of the creatures on that map, before progressing to the next map. The object is to activate 3 beacons within the time limit given. The creatures are obviously trying to prevent the soldiers from accomplishing this. Whomever has the most activations or the fastest time wins the match. Creatures vs. Soldiers is straight ahead team deathmatch. The MP is a class based system with 4 classes of characters for each faction. The soldiers wield TMD devices with specific powers for each class - teleport, force blast, heal and overshield. You can also choose your weapon loadout to customize your character for close combat, sniping, support or recon. The creatures are where it was at for me though. They are all very unique and have very distinct special powers. There are only two humanoid creatures, the other two being a giant spider or a tiny tick. Their powers consist of cloaking, long distance missiles, vomit/filth grenades and possession. Yes, you can possess your enemies and then trick them into thinking your on their team then blindside them from behind. Overall a very enjoyable affair.

The other cool element to the class based MP is a perk system. It is NOT an unlockable system like CoD. Rather, all the options are present from the beginning. They are simple boosts like 'extra melee damge', 'quicker healing', 'faster reload', etc. that are available to everyone from day one. That way you don't feel like you're getting pwnd by someone who has only put in more hours and has access to better equipment. You are getting pwnd by someone who is playing better than you.

Design:

Where Singularity beats out Metro 2033 in gameplay, it falls behind in it's design. The environments and the world are done well enough, but there are some texture issues. Example: you start the game in your crashed chopper on the docks. Early on I noticed a coiled rope at the end of one of the piers, so I went closer to inspect. As I got up to it, it was clearly a 2D drawing that looked like a flat pancake instead of a cone. This 'effect' was repeated throughout the game with random bits of detritus like canned goods and other things. The character design is pretty good, but the overall art direction leans more towards stylized than photorealistic. While both games are linear in their approach, Metro 2033 offered more options for approaching situations. Singularity is pretty much a 'go-up-the-middle-and-shoot-everything-in-sight' game. But what Singularity lacked in options, it makes up in boss battles. There are 2 very distinct and gratifying boss battles with several smaller 'set-piece' sequences that really break up the gameplay nicely. You also get upgrades to your TMD device giving you access to new and more powerful abilities as well as being able to upgrade your weapons at special lockers through out the game. The upgrades are limited to clip size, damage and reload speed, but it's a nice touch to be able to boost your favorite sidearms, and you feel a real progression to your abilities as you play through the game as versus 'hey, I got a slightly newer shotgun'.

There was a lot of criticism directed at the lack of use of the TMD device in non combat situations, where they only used 1 or 2 mechanics ad nauseam. And I can see where those critiques come from, but honestly, after playing through the game twice it didn't bother me at all. You use these mechanics probably about 10 times throughout the game, so I really don't see that as an issue in my opinion.

The last similarity with Metro 2033 is multiple endings. Singularity has 3 endings depending on a choice you have to make at the end of the game. And they are all well executed. The 'real' ending is great as it corrects the timeline, but I won't go into details, you should see it for yourself. Thankfully you don't have to play through the game 3 times to get them as you are able to load the last checkpoint and see them all back-to-back-to-back. But I played through twice to get the difficulty achievements, and I just really enjoyed the gunplay and TMD abilities. It is relatively short, clocking in at about the 8-10 hour range depending on how good you are.

Summary:

Overall, I give Singularity a half point higher score than Metro 2033, but that is purely because of the excellent multiplayer component. The design, atmosphere and story of Metro 2033 are more sophisticated, but the gunplay and combat of Singularity outshine it. As I said on another site, it's too bad this game didn't get as much hype because the multiplayer is really a lot of fun, but because it didn't sell like a Modern Warfare, I noticed I kept running into several of the same people online. And this was only a few weeks after the initial release. The one complaint that I had with the MP was that it was hard to get a connection a lot of times, so I would get frustrated waiting for a game or losing connection to the host or clearly being the victim of lag. But hey, if millions of people are still playing MW2 with all the glitchers and hackers, what's a little lag from time to time in Singularity, right?

As I said above, I played through the campaign twice in about a 4 day period, so the budget gamer may want to consider it as a rental. But the MP provides great fun that adds a lot of replay value.

Score: 8/10

3D Gaming Ideas

2010-08-31T17:58:00.000-04:00

I keep thinking that it would be great if someone updated some old school classics for this current 3D fad that we are going through. I nominate the following:

Q-BERT BITCHES! Seriously, how ill would it bee to see our little orange dude popping out of the screen jumping around an M.C. Escher picture?

ZAXXON BITCHES! The depth perception on this game in 3D would melt your face like the Ark of the Covenant.

TEMPEST BITCHES! Imagine those purple things zooming at you in 3D. Now imagine those purple things zooming at you in 3D...on weed.

Belated Review #2: Alan Wake

2010-08-31T13:44:00.000-04:00

Next up on the catchup pile is the critically acclaimed psychological thriller Alan Wake.

Synopsis:

You play the titular Alan Wake, a schlocky mystery writer from New York City suffering from creative withdrawals. Your wife sets up a getaway to the Pacific Northwest to recharge your batteries in the idyllic small town of Bright Falls. Shortly after arriving all hell breaks loose as Alan's wife mysteriously disappears, and he wakes up in a car crash after losing a week of his life that he can't remember. The rest of the game is spent investigating what has happened to Alan and trying to piece together the events of the previous week. I refuse to say anymore about the plot points as it would ruin the fun of uncovering the mystery for yourself.

Gameplay:

The gameplay is an interesting mish mash of elements: shooter, survival horror, open world exploration. As the folks over at G4 discussed, the game's slight genre schizophrenia is probably a result of it's extended development (5+ years!) and changing it's direction several times during that period. The main mechanic is the use of light. Light is your friend, and when the sun goes down in Bright Falls, the freaks literally come out. The forests surrounding the town are infested with people possessed by a dark spirit - called the Taken - and they are protected by a shroud of dark energy. Using a trusty flashlight, you whittle away your enemies protective layer in order to expose the fleshy humans underneath, then you are able to take them down with your weapon of choice. People aren't the only thing possessed by the dark spirit, objects come to life and fling themselves at Alan to impede his progress, and from time to time you get demonic vehicles chasing you down as fervently as Christine. The survival mechanic comes into play as your weapons get taken from you at the start of each chapter, so you not only have to scrounge for ammo, but you must also first find weapons. These range from your average pistols and rifles to flare guns and flash grenades. Sometimes you'll find it's better to make a run for it and get to the next safe house rather than holding your ground and duking it out.

While the world is open to explore, there is not much to find out there outside of the occasional weapon stockpile. You also find coffee thermoses, but they serve absolutely no purpose except to satisfy the collector instinct in some of us. It would have been interesting if it gave you a caffeine boost or something beneficial, but this clearly seems to have been an artifact left over from the development phase when they were considering making the world more expansive.

There have been some complaints about Alan being a bit clunky and not being able to sprint for very long, but let me pose this: the dude is a writer from NYC (not a bald space marine) and he's tromping around the forests of the Pacific Northwest...in loafers. Now I can tell you as an Eagle Scout from Northern California, that it's hard to run around the forest even in comfortable sneakers, let alone a nice pair of slacks and casual dress shoes. And the air is thinner up there too - it would take me a few days just to acclimatize to the altitude when we would go to our annual summer camp. So to those folks that are poo-pooing some of the mobility: get over it.

Design:

The implementation of the light mechanic in combat is brilliant. (see what I did there?) It's a really ingenious twist on the regular shooting mechanic found in most games. The incredible graphics help to heighten the effect with amazing lens flare and lighting effects. Did I mention the graphics are incredible? They are. Some of the character models were not as well detailed as others, but the characters you spend the most time with are really well done. Where this game really excels is the environmental design. The landscape looks exactly like the mountains I camped in as a youth. I was having all sorts of nostalgia playing this game.

The other thing this game has in spades is atmosphere. And I'm differentiating this from the environmental design as more of the 'feel' of the game. You really get a sense of a well designed universe populated with believable characters. There has been a lot of comparison to Twin Peaks, and while I see how people can make that connection, I just didn't feel like Bright Falls was as weird as your typical Lynchian fare. I would compare it more closely to Northern Exposure - quirky rather than bizarre. But that's not to say that bizarre shit isn't happening, because the whole story is about some far-out supernatural bizarro shit.

Since I've brought up two TV shows in comparison, it's now time to talk about the presentation. IT ROCKS!! It's set up exactly like a thrilling TV series, with each 'chapter' being called an episode. Each episode ends on a cliff hanger, and begins with the classic "previously on Alan Wake.." line. It's really a nice touch as sometimes you get caught up in the gameplay, or you leave a game and come back to it after a break and you kind of forgot what exactly it was you were doing. So having that little summary at the start of each episode really helps to keep you immersed in the experience. They even went so far to have a song play at the end of each episode, and the subject matter of each song ties into what you had been doing for that episode. In fact, the only thing missing from the whole video-game-as-a-TV-show presentation was rolling credits at the end of each episode. This was a great choice, as it kept me wanting more. "Oh man, what happens next?"

The only complaint in the presentation is the ostentatious product placement. The batteries that power your flashlight are Energizers, and there are blatant Verizon ads all over the place. The opening chapter has Alan and his wife conveniently in a Ford Focus and their patented OnStar service isn't getting a signal way up there in the mountains. There is even an achievement tied to watching a Verizon ad in the middle of an intense escape sequence.

Summary:

This is definitely a must play for everyone. The game does have it's flaws - some of the episodes drag on a bit too long, some lip-synching issues with some of the characters, some of the narration is a bit goofy - but it's really an excellent game that is fairly unique: it's all about the story. Seriously. The story in Alan Wake is as good as any grade A novel or movie, and it's refreshing to see something outside of the usual 'bald-space-marine-fights-alien-horde' or 'Allied-military-forces-against-Axis-of-terrorists' tropes that most games fall into. When I finished the game and got to the finale of the story I just thought to myself "I'll bet I could play this multiple times and see something new each time." It's that dense with foreshadowing and clues that you would miss the first time around. It's also great because the ending is so ambiguous that everyone I chatted with about it had slightly different interpretations, but because it was so open-ended, they were all possible. You ever come out of a movie furiously debating what really happened with your friends? That's what Alan Wake is to video games.

I would highly recommend this to everyone. If you want the full experience, go to www.brightfalls.com and check out the prequel mini-series that slides right into the beginning of the game. If you want to go big you can get the limited edition which contains a slew of goodies which expand on the backstory of Alan Wake and fleshes out some of the lesser developed characters in the game. You also get a code to download the first DLC add-on for free when you purchase the game new. The only drawback for budget gamers is that you may only play it once and be done with it, but this is really a game you could pick up every year or so and replay because it's that good.

Score: 8.5/10

P.S. - One little suggestion I forgot to mention, as there is a heavy survival horror vibe to this game, I highly recommend playing this with the lights off. Unless your lily livered of cou

Belated Review #1: Metro 2033

2010-08-30T14:03:00.001-04:00

I've been meaning to write more review type stuff, so I'm going to kick off with a game that I finished earlier this month: Metro 2033.

I'm sure by now many of you have read reviews all over the place about this title, so I'll keep some of the rehash to a minimum.

Synopsis:

You play as an inhabitant of post-apocalyptic Moscow, where the surface has been radiated to hell by nuclear weapons and is ravaged by all sorts of nasty mutant creatures. The surviving humans have created an underground world in the city's subway tunnels with stations ranging from small 'truck-stops' to full out military bases. Your 'village' - and many others - has recently been the target of attacks from a new, unknown threat known as the Dark Ones or Anomalies. You are tasked with traveling to the surviving military installation and requesting their aid in confronting this new threat.

Gameplay:

The gameplay is a mix between FPS, scavenge, lite-RPG, strategy and stealth. What's nifty about all of these elements, is that you are not required to do them all, but rather they are options in how to approach different scenarios presented throughout the course of the game. This is a nice feature since the overall game is very linear, so it's nice to be able to choose stealth over run-and-gun in certain situations. The RPG elements come in form of weapons upgrades, as well as a few decisions throughout the game related to NPC characters that can affect which of two endings you get in the finale. The economy is based on ammunition, with high quality military grade ammo catching the most loot - but it also does the most damage against enemies when used in your guns. So there is the strategy: do you use your military ammo and be a powerhouse weapons specialist? Or do you save to buy critical weapon/ammo/armor upgrades to increase your survivability? Since this is post-apocalypse, there are plenty of dead bodies and piles of rubble to sift through to find loot to go towards the cause. The game definitely skews towards being more stealthy as the weapons you are using are either worn out, inaccurate or weak. Because of this, the shooting is a bit nerfed when compared to other FPS games, but it makes sense in the grand scheme of the world they built.

Design:

The design is where this game really shines. What it lacks in gunplay it makes up in spades with atmosphere. 4A Games have made a fully realized universe that immerses you in humanity's struggle to survive in a post-nuclear world. Each station that you visit has a unique feel and reflects the inhabitants who dwell there. And there are many inhabitants: regular folks, military, Reds, Nazis, ghosts, monsters. Oh my! The graphics are great, the voice-acting - while it suffers from slightly cheesy and off-base Russian accents - is excellent and well done, and the writing/story is engaging and mysterious. You can spend plenty of time just wandering certain stations and eavesdropping on conversations that folks are having to really flesh out the canvas that this game has been painted on. One particular aside that really hit home was a comment about the Reds and the Nazis: "I once heard that the Nazis were in a war with the Reds but they lost that one." A clear reference to WWII. The NPC characters that accompany you from time to time are also well written and each have their own unique personality. While they rely on classic tropes - the selfish bounty hunter, the mystical loner, the gruff military man - they are all well written.

Another element that increases the immersion is the gas mask. There are several areas throughout Metro 2033 that require you to filter out nasty toxins that are leftovers from the holocaust. When you put on your mask, your vision gets a bit blurred as you're looking through plastic lenses, and like Dead Space, your hearing gets muted and overpowered by your muffled breathing from inside the mask. As your filter wears out, the lenses get foggy with your labored breathing, and if you take damage in combat, the faceplate gets cracked, thus forcing you to forage for a new mask or suffer certain death.

As a testament to the immersion of this game, Nvidia is apparently using it as a demo for their 3D products, and there are plans to re-release Metro 2033 in 3D form, a la Batman GOTY edition.

Summary:

I'd definitely recommend this game, as it's a unique shooter with an engaging story and engrossing atmosphere, as well as the recently announced sequel, Metro 2034. If you're on a budget, it's definitely a renter. I played through the campaign twice (to get both endings) in a 5 day period, and maxed out the full 1000GS to boot. They recently released a DLC pack which added new weapons, 'Ranger Mode' (which removes the HUD from the screen to increase the immersion of the experience) and and handful of new achievements. This can add a little bit of replayability, but not much as there is no multi-player.

Score: 7.5/10

The Future Is Now

2010-07-14T10:16:00.001-04:00

I'm a big fan of the TED talks, and I've been catching up on my podcast this week when I saw this talk yesterday:

John Underkoffer is the guy who invented the data glove technology used in Minority Report and in this video he demonstrates the history of his company's work and research and talks about the future of this tech.

Make sure and watch until the end when Chris Anderson comes on and asks a pointed question on behalf of someone we all know very well.

Review: Transformers: War For Cybertron

2010-07-11T14:31:00.009-04:00

Synopsis:

T:WFC is a 'prequel' of sorts. An homage to all us 30-somethings that grew up with the cartoon series in the 80's, this game chronicles the millennia-old war between the Autobots and Decepticons on their homeworld of Cybertron. You get a chance to play as each faction culminating in the decision by the Autobots to leave Cybertron to search for aid in their struggle against the forces of Megatron.

Gameplay:

T:WFC plays like a solid over-the-shoulder 3rd person shooter. In fact, it handles very similarly to Gears of War with one major exception: instead of a cover mechanic you get a transform mechanic. This gameplay element is extremely satisfying and is executed perfectly. I never tired of switching to truck mode, zipping along a roadway, changing back into robot form and sliding across the floor to melee the shit out of some poor Deceptin00b.

The campaign is great fun alone, but to really enjoy it you should invite 2 of your friends to join you and help you out. You have the option to play as one of three different characters on each chapter, and the great thing in this is that T:WFC is a class based game. This means that you will have slightly different weapon loadouts and special abilities depending on who you choose. For example, Bumblebee is a scout, so he has a cloaking ability, whereas Optimus Prime is a leader so he has an ally buffing ability. This class system goes fairly deep too, as each class has multiple special abilities available to them, and different abilities in robot form versus vehicle form. But there's a catch: every character only has 1 or 2 of each of these abilities. So an Autobot scout will play differently than a Decepticon scout, and even the same class within one of the factions will have different loadouts. This makes for great variety, not only in choosing your favorite Transformer to play, but in choosing how you can approach different scenarios in the game.

This class system extends into the multiplayer as well. You start out with a basic loadout for each class, and as you level them up in gameplay, you unlock more special abilities, weapons and enhancements so you can customize your 'former depending on your mood or mode of gameplay. You can also customize up to 3 different loadouts for each class, giving you a total of 12 personalized characters to choose from. The customization options also extend to appearance - male/female (just where do little Transformers come from anyways?), armor type and color.

Since we're on the topic of the multiplayer, let's talk about it. It's really freaking good. I'd say it's a mix between the more tactical pace of Gears of War and the frenetic, level-up-and-unlock style of Call of Duty. When in robot form, you tend to move a bit more slowly, which feels right because you really get a sense of being a weighty ginormous robot. But you can transform into vehicle mode at the hit of a button and ZOOM! you're in the heat of battle in a few moments. This was great for me because I tend to be a less cautious player, so I die alot. The convenience of being able to zip right back to the action after respawning is great fun, and also good when you're team mates need backup.

The modes are your standard fare: Deathmatch, Team Deathmatch, Control Points, Capture the Flag and their own Horde/Firefight mode called Escalation.

Design:

The design aesthetic for T:WFC is spot on for what you would imagine a world populated by sentient transforming machines would look like: lots of shiny surfaces in dark tones. At first I found it difficult to discern objects in such a monochromatic environment, but after the first couple of chapters, I adjusted to the look and was able to proceed with little difficulty.

The character design is fantastic. It's mix of Generation 1 and Michael Bay, so you get that classic 80's cartoon vibe with the heavy machinery of the recent craptacular films. (Confession: I have a secret man-crush on Shia LaBeouf, except for his turn in the recent craptacular Indiana Jones film.) You get all the classic characters with a modern twist. When playing as Optimus Prime, I noticed all kinds of gears and panels constantly moving, rotating and shifting while in robot mode. It gives the game a very alive feel that adds a lot to the presentation.

The level and weapon design is also great. When interacting with switches and buttons you don't just push them, your hand transforms and interlocks with an interface. Same thing with the weapons, you don't hold them like a traditional gun, instead they become part of your arm. This really adds to the notion that the entire planet of Cybertron is one giant mechanical organism. As for the weapons themselves, there are your typical assault rifle, shotgun, sniper weapons and you can pick up a variety of others throughout the game from fallen enemies. It's a nice touch enabling you to try out all the weapons and experiment with different combinations of guns to best suit the situation or your playstyle. The feel of the weapons is very satisfying as well; you can really feel the kickback and the impact of projectiles. While you only get a maximum of 2 guns and 1 type of grenade, some characters have weapons that are unique to them and they are not swappable. Megatron, for instance, has his signature energy bazooka.

There are also melee weapons. Every character has a melee attack, and they all seem to dole out the same amount of damage. Where they differentiate is in the form of melee weapon. They are all 'energy' forms of classic melee combat weapons: Optimus has a battle axe, Bumblebee has a sword and so on. While not very useful in a fire fight, they are extremely deadly when paired with rushing up on a foe in vehicle form, transforming at the last instant and sliding into them and bashing them into shiny little de-rez cubes.

There are two campaigns that make up the entire storyline of the game, one for the Decepticons and one for the Autobots. You can start with either one, but if you want to do it chronologically you will start with the Decepticons. What's great is that developers High Moon Studio didn't just make the same campaign from different sides, they actually crafted two separate unique-but-intertwined campaigns. Essentially, during the Decepticon campaign, you are running around Cybertron fucking shit up and taking control of key targets on the planet. In the Autobot campaign, you are trying to undo all the havok the Decepticons wrecked in the first campaign. You get this feel that the Autobots are just one step behind Megatron struggling to keep Cybertron from falling under his control.

The campaign itself is a pretty straightforward corridor/monster closet affair. Drive down walk/roadway, transform, destroy all enemies to clear way to next path, rinse repeat. This pattern is broken up with mini-set pieces like racing across a crumbling bridge or dodging oncoming subway trains (why would a race of robot-vehicles need public transportation?) Each level ends with a boss battle, and each campaign ends with a BIG BOSS battle. The boss battles are against fan favorite characters from the series (Soundwave, Starscream, etc) while the BIG BOSS battles are against some familiar guys who's toy versions my parents would never in their right mind buy me when I was a kid.

There are also plenty of references and nods to the original G1 Transformers throughout. Peter Cullen returns yet again to lend his gravelly baritone to Optimus, Soundwave has his totally rad vocoder monotone (and even changes into a boombox in one scene), and the ending credits are an obvious love letter to all us man-boys who grew up on the 80s cartoon and animated movie adaptation.

Summary:

Transformers: War For Cybertron finally gives us what we have been craving for all these years - a GOOD licensed game based on our beloved Transformers franchise. The combat is visceral and satisfying, the storyline (while simplistic) is engaging, the multiplayer is fun and deep and the references to Generation 1 make this a complete and solid package. While the campaign can be a bit repetitive, the unique transforming mechanic and obvious care taken in crafting this game more than make up for it. You can really tell that High Moon have a lot of love for Transformers, and hopefully this is a great start to some even greater future installments.

Score: 8.5/10

What Spaceship Captains Do In Their Downtime

2010-06-25T15:17:00.000-04:00

Hollis Brown Thornton

2010-05-25T16:39:00.000-04:00

Came across this guy's artwork today, and thought I'd share with my fellow aging nerds:

The Legend of Zelda

Atari and Flower Wallpaper

Clouds In the Sky At Sunset

Closing Credits At The End Of The Movie

AT-AT Driver

Chunk

You can find more of Hollis' work here: www.hollisbrownthornton.com/

CSI: The Island

2010-04-28T12:59:00.000-04:00

More Minimalism

2010-03-19T15:01:00.000-04:00

This time it's chestplates:

Courtesy of Justin Page: www.behance.net/Gallery/Video-Game-Posters/455829

Ahhh....youth

The $10,000 Box. Wait, What?!?

2010-02-11T11:34:00.000-05:00

Yep, someone paid about $10k for A BOX.

"John Park says: "Some woman had an old Nintendo and a few random games for sale. Turns out one of them was a super rare collectors dream game, so it went for around $13,000!"

Up for auction is an original Nintendo NES gaming system with 1 hand control. There are 5 games with it. They are, Family & Fitness Stadium Events in the original box with the dust jacket inside of the box, Major League Baseball in the original box with the dust jacket inside of the box, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 the arcade game in the original box with the dust jacket inside of the box,Super Mario 3 in the original box with the dust jacket inside of the box and the original game, Super Mario Bros/Duck Hunt. I have had this stored in the closet for years for my kids to play but the way that electronics come & go and change from one year to the next they wanted all of the new hot items of their own now and now it's time to get rid of things that are no longer being used or wanted. This system worked perfect when i stored it but somehow over the years, we have managed to misplace the AC cord & the television hook up. I am listing this and selling without hook up but it I find them, i'll send them along with the rest at no additional charges to you. Please keep in mind though that any ac cord will work with this and the hook up from a VCR would hook it up just as well as the original cords!

Old Nintendo NES system and five games sell for $13,105 on eBay"

link: http://www.boingboing.net/2010/02/10/old-nintendo-nes-sys.html

Dante's Inferno Swag

2010-02-05T12:29:00.002-05:00

Dante's Inferno Swag

Slow day at work and Kotaku is filling the void today. Came across a pretty effin sweet promo campaign for Dante's Inferno. They are embedding text art into the source code of various website's home pages. Here's the list so far:

So load up those pages, view the source code, and look for the clues!

link to article: http://kotaku.com/5463668/latest-dante-stunt-buries-ascii-art-in-our-source-code/gallery/

Whoa! This Is MAJOR

2010-02-05T10:46:00.000-05:00

Now, I never owned an original Xbox, but my upstairs neighbors took part in the first Xbox Live beta testing way back in 2003-04, and I got a chance to play around on that. It was mind blowing being able to play a console online and have your little mic with the baby voice turned on talking smack to Canadian pre-teens. So even I was a little sad when I came across this today (from Kotaku):

Microsoft's decision tonight to end online play for all original Xbox consoles and games marks the end of an era in console gaming. Let's take a minute to remember those titles who tonight gave their lives.
Being the first successful platform for online console gaming (sorry, Dreamcast), the Xbox was home to many good games that were made better by online multiplayer, and some great games that were made classics.
Games like these, for which the looming disconnect brings an end to their multiplayer lives (not to mention the life of any digital content purchased for them), and for whom we'll now observe a minute's silence.
Halo 2
Counter-Strike
Burnout 3
Burnout Revenge
Ghost Recon
Call of Duty 2
Dead or Alive Ultimate
Doom 3
Star Wars: Battlefront 2
Battlefield 2
Forza
Rainbow Six 3
Call of Duty 3
Mechassault 2
Star Wars: Republic Commando
Crimson Skies
Age shall not weary them. Now, back to Modern Warfare 2 and Halo 3, eh?

link to article: http://kotaku.com/5464855/we-shall-mourn-the-following-xbox-live-originals

A Day In The Life: Videogame Lead Animator

2010-02-04T10:56:00.000-05:00

Whilst surfing the internet for work related articles, I came across this one on a career development website. Presenting a Day In the Life of a Lead Animator

By Phil Scott on September 15, 2009

Jonathan Cooper is Lead Animator at Montreal-based BioWare. He has been doing animation for a total of nine years—five of those as a lead animator, and around 3.5 with BioWare. Originally from Scotland, he holds a Bachelor's in Design in Animation, but says that "no qualifications are really needed" to break into the industry—"just a really good demo reel."

8:00 am – 10:00 am: Flextime. Arrive at the studio. Check email, grab coffee and catch up with team.

10:00 am: Day starts. Monday typically begins with a Leads Meeting – 30 minute sit-down with leads from all disciplines (art, animation, programming, design & audio) and the Project Director to catch up with planned tasks and goals for the week. This keeps all informed with issues that may affect other departments.

10:30 am – 11:00 am: Multiple 5-minute (SCRUM) meetings to discuss schedule tasks with other teams, be it specific level-design teams, animation programmers, AI (Artificial Intelligence) programmers, character modeling etc. - whatever shares the most dependencies with animation at each stage of the project.

11:00 am: Short stand-up meeting with animation team (no sitting, so it goes fast). Each member goes over tasks for the day and what was achieved yesterday.

11:05 am: Open up 3D art packages and game engine. Either continue animations from previous day, or implement assets already created into the game engine to test, essentially playing the game to see how animations look. Fix animation-related bugs sent from the QA (Quality Assurance) testers.

11.30 am: Become frustrated with areas of the game where designers are using or placing animations/characters incorrectly. Take Notes.

12:00 pm: Go out for lunch. Talk excitedly about latest games, movies and other geek indulgencies with friends and colleagues.

1:00 pm: Walk around the team area, overseeing various in-progress animations or cinematic cutscenes, advising on visuals and their relevance to the greater game and story. Maintain consistency of style and quality with the rest of the project.

1:35 pm: Field crazy requests from designers making ludicrous requests for their own pet-projects within the game. Agree to less than 1% of them.

2: 00 pm: Work on a little team scheduling, as well as design-documentation for upcoming animation features to be prototyped in the game. Create pre-visualizations of concepts for visual aid within systems design meetings.

2:45 pm: Afternoon coffee break. Again, wax lyrical about topical fanboy-isms internet memes.

3:00 pm: Group critique meeting. Full animation team in a dark room with a projector, watching renders of animations. Group critiquing allows everyone to grow by learning on all aspects, as well as leveraging the experience of the seniors in the team. Review character performances, cinematography, and in-game animation speed and "feel".

4:00 pm: Meeting involving design and programmers to either hash out a new gameplay feature or refine and iterate on a gameplay system already present in the game. Many notes are taken and everyone leaves satisfied with the result, with new tasks to bring up to the team in the following day’s stand-ups. Topics range from the highly technical (like how to get AI to behave correctly) to the pure fun (like how to make spaceships look even more awesome).

5:00 pm: Finally sit back down at desk to continue with this morning’s animation or technical tasks. Could be anything from creating a single gesture to be performed by a character within a conversation to a violent death at the hands of an enemy, or tweaking the weight of a character’s limbs when applied with physics.

6: 00 pm: Sit back and play the game, admiring the animation team's work. Get enthused by the level of quality across the board and use it to inspire the animators to do the same.

6:30 pm – 7:00 pm: Done for the day. Home now to play someone else’s games…

N.B. Jonathan adds: "If this seems like a lot of meetings, that's because there are a lot on our projects—mostly because they're some of the biggest in the industry."

The Preferred Nomenclature

2010-01-24T12:47:00.000-05:00

So I'm getting married in July, and I was out in LA last week for bachelor bacchanalities, and the only request I had was that at least one gathering consisted of a Big Lebowski viewing with everyone drinking white russians. So my buddy reserved a bar, and whipped up this:

Pretty sweet, right? Well, the night of the event, he unveiled a whole other bunch of posters he's been working on, here are a few:

You can check out more at Butter-N-Bacon Studios

My Visit To EA Los Angeles

2010-01-22T19:13:00.000-05:00

So I got a good friend from college who has been working at EA Los Angeles for the last 7 years. Unfortunately he is one of the few, the proud, the soon-to-be-laid-off as he is part of the Command & Conquer team. They are getting released at the end of February when the latest installment of that franchise ships. Thankfully, I was able to arrange a visit during my trip out there last week. I didn't take as many pics as I thought I did - of the outdoor basketball court and soccer field, full gym with ping pong tables, classic cabinet arcade room with console library of just about every game ever made, but here are a few treats:

Me trying on Kane's facemask - it really did hurt. Apparently when it was drying on the mold of the actors face it warped, so it didn't fit properly. You can see how it flares out from the side of my face.

Brotherhood of Nod helmet - shit fucking stank inside that thing.

MoH lobby.

Rocking a C&C rifle used in the actual cut scenes. It is made entirely out of wood (except the cocking mechanism which is plastic), so it was quite heavy. They're doing some sort of contest with the employees, and the winner gets to take it home.

Golden Plunger award given to an ex-employee who lost a Taco Bell eating contest.

The coup-de-tat = 3 brand new games for under $80. Thanks EA Employee discount!

P.S. - One thing I did forget to mention, the atmosphere was quite eerie in the offices. There were large areas of completely empty cubicles, and for how large the complex is, it was very strangely quiet. The mood in the C&C areas were noticeably somber. A testament to how many people have been getting laid off. Kinda sad to walk through whole areas of a still operating office building that were like ghost towns.

Mele Kalikimaka!

2009-12-24T11:27:00.003-05:00

Mistaken Identity

2009-12-06T20:20:00.000-05:00

I know it's supposed to be a chocolate christmas mouse, but all I hear in my head is "Hiiiiiiiiiiiideeee Hoooooo!"

Marc Ecko + Star Wars + Halo =

2009-11-30T16:26:00.000-05:00

HOLIDAY SWAG!

There's also some KISS, Dark Knight, Saw and Friday the 13th swag too:

www.shopecko.com/category/index.jsp

Seriously...WTF!?!

2009-11-28T10:07:00.000-05:00

You know, people from other countries around the world always wonder why Americans are so obsessed with race, and then I see shit like this in my local grocery store and it all becomes so clear:

Video Game Minimalism

2009-11-27T07:36:00.001-05:00

Courtesy of infinitecontinues. Check out his flickr page for other video game goodies.

Black Friday Alternatives

2009-11-26T10:27:00.000-05:00

Courtesy of Attract Mode

attractmo.de/shop/

Math Will Save Your Life!

2009-11-25T08:06:00.001-05:00

Since my boy Waterborn gave us the Chemistry of Hell I thought I'd share this little nugget in honor of Dr. Ned's Zombie Island.

By Jacob Goldstein

"The zombies are coming! Quick, call the mathematicians!
In particular, you may want to get Robert Smith on the phone. (That question mark isn’t a typo. We’ll explain it later.) He’ll tell you that if you try to quarantine the zombies you won’t catch them all, so “it’s basically humans fighting it out with slightly fewer zombies than there were before.” That’s not what you want, given that you’re dealing with flesh-eating, undead monsters that will either kill you or bite you and turn you into one of them.
If you go for a cure, “unless the cure was 100%, which it would never be in reality, you can’t turn all the zombies back.” You wind up with “this equilibrium where people are always switching back and forth” between human and zombie. Entirely unsatisfactory.
The only solution — and if we haven’t learned this from zombie movies, we haven’t learned a damn thing — is to mount wave after wave of military attacks. That should get rid of the zombies in about a week and a half, according to Smith?’s equations. And who can argue with equations?
(We’ll pause here to address that question mark. Smith? added it to the end of his name when he was 17, in an effort to distinguish himself from the countless Robert Smiths in the world.)
If you want to really get into it, you can read “When Zombies Attack!: Mathematical Modeling of an Outbreak of Zombie Infection,” a chapter in a forthcoming book on modeling infectious diseases.
Be warned: The tone is light, but the mathematics are heavy. This, Smith told us, is the point. The chapter grew out of an assignment he gave a class at the University of Ottawa, where he is an assistant professor specializing in disease modeling.
“I said to the students, you can do anything you want, as long as it’s modeling disease.” When a group of students came back with the idea of a zombie outbreak, he encouraged them, and pushed them to make their models more complex.
One example: Tweaking the math to include a lag time between exposure to a zombie and zombification (a feature common to many diseases). “In Shaun of the Dead, you see that his mother gets bitten by a zombie, and his father gets bitten, and they’re not yet zombies,” he said. “That really affected us — we said, we’ve got to put that latency period in.”
Finally, the students were interested in a mathematical technique that looks at intermittent pulses of activity. So they modeled a human counterattack that came in multiple waves.
“While aggressive quarantine may contain the epidemic, or a cure may lead to coexistence of humans and zombies,” they concluded, “the most effective way to contain the rise of the undead is to hit hard and hit often.” "

blogs.wsj.com/health/2009/08/18/whats-the-best-way-to-fight-zombies-someone-did-the-math/

Video Game Comic Stylings

2009-11-24T19:18:00.000-05:00

DJ Malloc created these awesome re-imaginings

More here

Haute Gaming Couture

2009-11-24T08:11:00.001-05:00

Haute Gaming Couture

Here's a neat little magazine I stumbled upon. Really cool mix of high fashion and gaming/gadget pron. The photoshoots are especially interesting, as showcased by this set of where video games are actually made:

Tetris

Super Mario Bros

Sonic The Hedgehog

Check out the homepage for more photos and articles - www.amusement.fr/

Flashter Chief

2009-11-23T08:07:00.000-05:00

Now you can save the world and that TPS report at the same time!

http://www.mimoco.com/shop/halo-series

Play With Your Food

2009-11-21T17:04:00.003-05:00

Bento box madness from Anna The Red.

Keep Your Unmentionables Squeaky Clean

2009-11-06T12:09:00.001-05:00

http://www.digitalsoaps.net/

Changes

2009-09-03T23:02:00.004-04:00

Well folks, I quit my crappy DJ gig tonight. And next week I embark on my new adventures as a full time college advisor. Quite frankly, I'm glad for the change. I've been burnt out on DJing for the past 6 months at least, and I'm ready to take an extended hiatus from that scene. Of course, the irony in that statement is that I haven't really been in the 'REAL' scene for about a year, but I haven't really missed that either. I'm enjoying nesting with my future wife too much to care.

So the blog is gonna be changing too, and I'm going to write more about my recently renewed passion: video games.

Yep, nerd alert. Stay tuned for all kinds of gamey shit.

Conclusions

2009-05-07T23:58:00.000-04:00

If America expects black folks to learn how to talk and act white, then maybe we should also expect white folks to learn how to dance black.

Bahahahaa!

2009-04-16T22:39:00.001-04:00

Think With Your Dick, Get Tricked

This little story has been making the rounds on the internets this week:

Hipster Grifter

It's especially pertinent to me as I live in Brooklyn, and know 90% of the bars and restaurants name-dropped, as well as all the places this beeyotch lived. I also have to navigate the sea of douchebaggery that Williamsburg has become in the short 9 years I've lived here everytime my fiancee and I want to go see a band or have a semi-decent dinner out. I mean, the California hippie in me feels bad for both the girl and her victims, but the cold-hearted bastard in me is thinking 'Serves you right, cocksuckers, for falling for any dumb bitch who is sexually agressive. Go back to your flyover state.' This story confirms my theory that all these Brooklyn hipster fucks really ARE as stupid as they look.

UGH

Oy vey, there ain't nothing worse than some drunken after-work fuck. You know who I'm talking about, docker-wearing oafs that peaked in high school, working their way up to middle management only to get replaced 2 years before retirement kicks in. I got news for you guys: we got a black president, the age of white male entitlement is coming to a close, so learn yourselves some fucking manners! The girls that like these kinds of guys aren't much better. Anytime one of them comes up to request a song, I very politely tell them that "I don't take requests" and they look at me like I just put a cat turd in their vodka cranberry. Just cause mommy and daddy never said 'no' to you doesn't mean the rest of the world won't.

Kinder, Gentler

I'm not all spit and vinegar. In real life, my fiancee wears the pants in our relationship. I'm really just a nice guy who gets frustrated with all of the rude, self-entitled folks in the world. So on a lighter note, I want to give a big hug to Washington, D.C. Yep, the entire city. I was just down there last month for a conference for my day job, and you know what? People actually wait for you to get off the train before getting on at the subway stops! Unheard of in NYC. Thanks for being polite, D.C.!

Punk. Ass. Bitches.

2009-04-12T03:00:00.000-04:00

Really though, white folks are kinda pussies. And it's OK, I'm white so I can say shit like that and get away with it. Case in point: I'm doing the rare Saturday shift at my bar gig as a favor to the other DJ, and the place cleared out at 2am. THIS IS NEW YORK FUCKING CITY, the bars stay open til 4am. People should be drinking til the bar closes, then going to an afterhours til 7am, THEN going home and snorting rails and fucking like rabbits. Fucking white people.

On another note, I highly recommend watching the OG "The Longest Yard" - the Burt Reynolds one, not the douchy Adam Sandler remake. As an anthropologist I fucking love the snapshot of 70s American culture it provides. One example: the black inmates come onto the practice field for the first time and one of the white inmates says "Here come the rain clouds." How fucked up and ill is that at the same time? Plus you got Bernadette Peters with a giant pompadour getting down with inmates for money. And Eddie Albert playing a bastard-ass warden, totally opposite from his Green Acres nice guy role. Also, Burt manhandles the fuck out of a lady in the opening scene, 30 years later it still resonates with a "holy shit he just tossed that girl!" kinda vibe. Oh yeah, the other ill shit is the dude from Moonraker who played Jaws is in it too. Oh shit! I forgot about the transvestite Supremes!

That's all I gotta say for now. Eat chocolate bunnies tomorrow bitches!

This Fucking Guy

2009-03-18T12:56:00.001-04:00

Is my new Hero (yes, Hero, not hero). Kurt Vonnegut truly is an American treasure. I strongly urge all you old farts around here to pick up and read Timequake. It's the perfect blend of fiction, auto-biography and cranky-old-man observations about life, wrapped in a sci-fi story-line that holds a mirror up to alot of the absurdities of life.

This Fucking Guy, Too

And I'm talking about Gregory House, not Hugh Laurie. I'd say he's an American treasure too, if it weren't for the fact that Hugh is British. My girl got me hooked on this show, and even though it's the same tired recipe every week (patient comes in with inexplicable condition, team works on multiple solutions, they find one that works 35 minutes in, 10 minutes later there is another complication that renders that solution worthless, House figures out what is really wrong during a totally unrelated conversation, saves the day in the last 5 minutes. Rinse. Repeat.) I love his cantakerous banter and Lisa Edelstein's righteous pistons.

MEEEEEOW!!

Final Thought

Happy Birthday Queen Latifah!

Keep it saucy for another 39 years, aight?

Meh

2009-03-13T23:45:00.000-04:00

Generally I think blogs are a pile of shit, cause generally I don't really care about the passing thoughts of strangers, I got enough of my own to keep me busy. But since I'm stuck at work at 11:30 on a Friday night I'd thought I'd rant.

Fucking Amateurs

So I work in a bar playing crap music for douchebags two nights a week. It's not all crap, but you can only hear the Greatest Hits for White People From The 80s And 90s so many times. Don't get me wrong, the crappiest DJ gig in the crappiest bar is still better than an equal-paying regular job, but sometimes the people that come in here should just wear a shirt that says "I only go out once a month and I have no taste." Case in point: some girl just asked me "if I can say 'Happy Birthday to Kimmy'". If you want that Chuck E. Cheese shit, then go to Chuck E. fucking Cheese. This is a bar. For grownups. And no, I will not play you Miley Cyrus. This is a bar. For grownups. And please to refrain from calling a bar with a pool table, dart board and no dancefloor a club. A club charges you upwards of $40 just to get in the door, and

usually requires that you change out of your dockers and sensible loafers that you wore at work all day.Also, please do me a favor and know where the hell you are going. Don't look at me incredulously if I won't interrupt my classic rock block to play T-Pain. It's not that type of joint. It's 2009 people, it's really quite easy to go onto google or citysearch and figure out where the hell you are going BEFORE you go out. Besides, this is New York, if you can't find a place that's to your liking in a 5 block radius, then you are lazy and doomed to perpetual cluelessness and I can't help you.

Also, in case you haven't realized it, twitter is really for 13 yea

r old girls with lots of time on their hands.

Isn't It Ironic?

You ever notice that money is the root of all evil AND makes the world go round?
On A Lighter Note

It's finally warming up and I'm looking forward to finally taking advantage of our roof this spring/summer

Stakkin' Chedda

2009-02-13T19:25:00.004-05:00

I love this guy.

Lord Sear - Alcoholic Vibes

The Return...

2009-02-10T18:39:00.003-05:00

It's been a minute, but what can I say? Twas the holiday season and my girl got me an Xbox for Xmas, so I've been off fighting the zombie apocalypse, rescuing humanity from intergalatic threats and generally sitting on my ass for the last 6 weeks. Anyways, I've been back to finishing up ripping my hip hop doubles so we're gonna go back into time and visit some prime mid-90s LA rap. Now, Defari is not the biggest name in raps, but this was during an exciting time in the LA rap scene. We had Cut Chemist and Jurassic 5 just starting to emerge and blow up, Beat Junkies were in full swing and starting to take over the airwaves, and the whole Project Blowed scene was on fire. Lootpack, People Under The Stairs...it was a good time to like raps. Enter Evidence and the Dilated Peoples extended family. I actually got this from Defari himself, totally down to earth dude, and was working as a teacher at the time as well. This is one of my favorite Evidence beats before he got boring to my tastes, so hopefully you'll enjoy it too.

Defari - Change & Switch

Spacey Donuts

2008-12-20T03:32:00.004-05:00

A meeting of the minds.

Spacek - Eve (Jay Dee mix)

My Way

2008-12-19T02:11:00.003-05:00

Feelin' homesick and getting ready/looking forward to heading back for the holiday.

The Main Ingredient - California My Way

Princeps Nubae

2008-12-09T12:00:00.003-05:00

Ahhh, sweet sweet neo-soul. These ladies were a breath of fresh Gallic air in the late 90s, and this was a great little remix from the man Spinna and the now much better known Ticklah. Enjoy.

Les Nubians - Makeda (DJ Spinna & Ticklah mix)

A Means To Be

2008-12-05T11:44:00.002-05:00

Attica Blues were one of the better groups to emerge from the whole 'trip hop' craze in the mid-90s. We can thank the god James Lavelle for putting them on. This is one of my more coveted singles from that time because a good DJ buddy of mine at the time played the hell out of it at our weekly hip hop night, but also because it's on blue vinyl.

Attic Blues - Tender (Organized Konfusion mix)

Godfather Of Conga

2008-11-11T12:34:00.003-05:00

It's kinda sad that there isn't that much info on Mongo Santamaria. All of the sites I went to had very short biographies and incomplete discographies at best. Dude was at the forefront of the Afro-Cuban jazz scene, and played with all of the greats. Anyways, I recently recorded a couple of LPs that my good buddy gave to me, and here is a slammin' cover of Soul Brother #1.

Mongo Santamaria - Cold Sweat

Parental Advisory

2008-11-08T03:25:00.003-05:00

Nothin special this week, seeing as we elected our first black president, which kinda trumps everything else. So I just picked out an old school jammie that still holds up. Enjoy.

Redman - Rated "R"

I Got A Rock

2008-10-30T14:15:00.012-04:00

Happy Halloween, Blockheads!

Side One

Side 2

2008-10-26T08:06:00.002-04:00

What a career these guys have had. I mean, Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik to Speakerboxx/The Love Below. How many hip-hop groups have had an arc like that? This was from their obligatory comic book influenced album.

Outkast - Jazzy Belle (Swift C remix)

Life Begins At 30

2008-10-22T09:43:00.003-04:00

WTF ever happened to these guys? I mean, they were kinda big for a hot minute; I remember hearing about their 'get out of jail' rally/party for dude that was in their group all the way out in Cali, and within a year after they dropped their album :poof: gone.

Cru - Bubblin'

You Know The Steez

2008-10-14T10:11:00.003-04:00

While I love Gang Starr, this shirt, unfortunately, is from the album that I see as the beginning of the end for them. This album was somewhat hotly contested as alot of fans who had been with them from the beginning didn't like it too much, but the new-jacks who maybe had only been on board since Daily Operation or Hard 2 Earn were all up on it. There were a few choice jams, not the least of which is this non-album, b-side cut.

Gang Starr - So Wassup?!

Come And Get Some Of This

2008-10-08T07:50:00.005-04:00

Oh man, it was so great to be a white guy into hip hop when these guys came out.

House Of Pain - Put Your Head Out

All Hail The Thief

2008-10-02T13:19:00.004-04:00

Ironically enough, this was from George H.W. Bush's administration. My dude Tragedy had some prescience, no?

Intelligent Hoodlum - Arrest The President

America's Pastimes

2008-09-22T09:13:00.004-04:00

Another tragic victim of label politics, these dudes had a flippin sweet debut album, that unfortunately sat on the shelves for a couple of years, and by the time it did drop, their sound had already been overdone. These guys were from Texas, and had a very Cypress Hills sound to them, and they could have done a lot better if this album had come out during the peak of that sound.

Mad Flava - I Like 2 Smoke Weed And Listen 2 Hip Hop

I'd Blap!

2008-09-18T22:09:00.004-04:00

Gotta represent for the hometown hero. Ok, he's not from Napa, but Vallejo is the closest that hip hop got to us with The Click, N2Deep and Mac Dre. So here's a little treat from dude's pre-Jive days.

E-40 - Mailman

E-40 - Federal

Not Typical

2008-09-17T09:58:00.003-04:00

Ahhh, to be young and angsty and all antidisestablishmentarianism again. These dudes were ahead of their time politically for hip hop at that time, addressing not just the black/white racial divide, but also native Americans, Asians, gays, and abortion. This was right after the Rodney King riots, so there was a lot of anti-Asian sentiment in hip hop, especially in LA.

The Goats - Hip Hopola

Even Grosser Than 2 Live Crew

2008-09-16T08:16:00.003-04:00

OK, this one is not technically promo swag since I bought it at a concert, but GWAR fucking rules. Oh, the joys of global warming!

GWAR - Have You Seen Me?

Blend Craftin'

2008-09-15T09:17:00.004-04:00

It's kinda funny being a west coast hip hop dude living in NYC. There is still a HUGE bias against west coast hip hop that is not from the Dr. Dre camp. Just recently, a bunch of slightly big name dudes out here just discovered that DJ Nu-Mark is a good DJ. Uhhh...hello! Most west coast folks have known that for over 10 years now. Anyways, speaking of Nu, he had a little indy label for hot minute, and through the joys of working with him at another college radio show, got this little goodie here. Too bad, cause the label dropped some hot shit.

Al' Tariq - Peace Akki

Mannish - Expect That (B-Zar mix)

The Real Deal

2008-09-14T10:22:00.003-04:00

This was a fucking cool ass project. Remember that Scared Straight movie from back in the day? Where they took troubled youth into prison and put their asses into a room with a bunch of inmates and they literally scared the shit out of these kids into staying in school and cleaning up their acts? Well, dudes made an album! Uncle Ralph McDaniels filmed a doc about it and the rest is history.

Lifers Group - Emotional Violence

Duck Down!

2008-09-13T14:45:00.005-04:00

There are pluses and minuses to working in the record industry. The drawback, for me anyways, was a complete removal of any magic behind the music and realization of how many douchebags are behind the labels. The upside is getting swag, like this Boogie Down Productions Sex And Violence hoodie. This is the last BDP album, and probably their most overlooked.

Boogie Down Productions - Drug Dealer

The Funkiest

2008-09-12T18:29:00.003-04:00

From Funkdoobiest's 2nd LP. Whatever happened to these guys? Oh, that's right, doing porn. Here's a little remix off that album by none other than battle-tested-G-Funk-approved DJ Rectangle!

Funkdoobiest - Papi Chulo ("The Funk" es DJ Rectangle)

Bozoriffic

2008-09-11T11:58:00.004-04:00

Next up we got the West Coast's answer to Another Bad Creation, The Wascals. Basically a gimmicky Pharcyde knockoff aping the OG Our Gang kids, they had a couple of cool tracks that came out at the time. They were signed to Delicious Vinyl, but this tee is a promo from Brass Recordings, as they did a single release with them.

The Wascals - Class Clown

Crush! Kill! Destroy!

2008-09-09T08:52:00.004-04:00

No need to say much here. Flippin sweet tee from what many consider OK's best album. It certainly was their last album that was widely lauded before they tried to go a little more mainstream and then eventually break up and go their separate ways. I'm sharing a special treat with the "lost" remix of Bring It On that was a white label radio only promo and is kinda hard to come by.

Organized Konfusion - Bring It On (The Lost Remix by Buckwild)

Money Money Money Money

2008-09-07T09:55:00.004-04:00

Here's one from a great one-hit-wonder group, The Brothas Unda Madness. These guys did some nice jazzy, laid back raps, but just never really took off. Produced by Bay Area dudes Joe Quixx and Fredwreck Nassar who were the shit during that time period. They also were big fans of the whole phonetic spelling thing.

The B.U.M.S - 6 Figures And Up

A To The Muthafuckin Z

2008-09-06T15:38:00.003-04:00

Next up we got our favorite blunted b-boys. This is from the Gavin Report rap department at the time, so it was kinda unique as it wasn't from the label and also because of the interesting purple/gold color way. I picked out a lesser known, non-album track from the Juice soundtrack for this one. This was the beginning of the whole 'music inspired by' soundtrack phenomena and one of the first of many kickass hip hop soundtracks that started up in the early 90s.

Cypress Hill - Shoot 'Em Up

Trifln' Honky

2008-09-05T19:04:00.006-04:00

OK then, back from vacation, illness and a funeral, I'm ready to start doing this again. After a trip home, I unearthed all my old hip hop promo swag from when my brother and I were in college radio. There was so much cool shit, I figured I'd start a new project and post a pic of each item and a song by said artist/label/album/whatever.

Here we got one of those ridiculous tie-up beanies (remember Fresh Jive and 555Soul before they got all bougie?) with the Great One's name proudly embroidered. And next we got a great song off his Triflin' Album featuring one of the first appearances of Tha Alkaholiks.

King Tee - Bust Dat Ass feat. Tha Alkaholiks

P.U.T.S'n On The Ritz

2008-08-08T20:01:00.003-04:00

I'm not ashamed to admit it: I like samples. I like em better than these crapola keyboard demo arpeggiator beats that seem to have taken over hip hop these days. Which is why I'm glad dudes like this are still around. This track is one of my favorites - B-Side Wins Again!

People Under The Stairs - Big Daddy Brown

Plane Clash

2008-08-07T22:57:00.007-04:00

For all you newjacks who don't know, now you know...where M.I.A. got the source material for her song that is blowing up the Pineapple Express trailers on TV.

I dedicate this one to my girl cause she's a huuuuuge Clash fan, and totally got me back into them and learned me their deeper catalogue.

The Clash - Straight To Hell

Action Packed Adventure

2008-08-03T10:43:00.005-04:00

Straight outta North Cak-a-laka! Yaggfu Front were a 90's 'one hit wonder' group, probably best known for the Diamond D produced "Slappin' Suckas Silly". They put out a single 'concept' album that was the 'soundtrack' to a fictional movie, with skits from in the theater and previews and everything. This joint right here was our favorite jam from their album. This is the remixed instrumental version that was only on the 12". Perfect for a summer day.

Yaggfu Front - Left Field (bonus beats)

Early Donuts

2008-07-27T02:14:00.000-04:00

The beginning of the end for the Pharcyde, the beginning of the beginning for Jay Dee.

The Pharcyde - Runnin' (Jay Dee extended mix)

Ruff And Stuff

2008-07-25T19:10:00.000-04:00

Back on some west coast shit now.

The Lady Of Rage - Afro Puffs extended remix

Simplicity

2008-07-23T22:23:00.001-04:00

Okay, so I spoke a little too soon about my west coast parade, but I really can't pass some of these classics up as I record them to digital format. Classic DJ Spinna production, awesome instrumentals for mid-90s turntablist juggle routines, nice rhymes. 'Nuff said.

Mr. Complex - Visualize

Just Riden

2008-07-22T19:19:00.002-04:00

Sheesh, it's been a minute. Anyways, I'm gonna be on some west coast shit cause people here in NY are STILL hating, and just kinda boggles my mind. So without further ado:

Saafir - Battle Drill

¡FUEGO!

2008-06-22T11:52:00.000-04:00

This was a great little sidewalk find. I didn't know anything about it, and there's not a lot of info on it online, but it passed the smell test and was well worth the $2. After a little poking around, come to find out our man Jimmy Sabater was one of the group of musicians that helped to bring latin music to light in the US, and has been called the 'father of salsa' by some. What we have here is a disco version of a song he originally did with Joe Cuba back in 1957. The vocals are kinda whatever, but god damn if this shit isn't hot.

Jimmy Sabater - To Be With You

2008-05-30T16:28:00.000-04:00

After listening to this song a bunch of times this last week, I'm convinced that the reason Paula is so batshit crazy from time to time is because she's just a simple girl who needs some good loving in the heat of the night. And she STILL looks good.

Paula Abdul - (It's Just) The Way That You Love Me dub

Wednesday Remix Club #13

2008-05-28T14:33:00.001-04:00

Trying to find a picture of Natural Resource is like trying to find a democratic presidential candidate in 2008. They only put out 2 records, and only one of the group really went on to do anything major - What What aka Jean Grae. But those two records were pretty slamming.

Natural Resource - They Lied remix

Right On Time

2008-05-25T17:31:00.000-04:00

Not much info on these guys except that they are from New York, and this song hit #1 in 1981. Bust out the Soul Glo!

Fantasy - You're Too Late

Flamboyant

2008-05-24T17:19:00.000-04:00

Sidewalk Score! So I found a bunch of great records deserted in the rain on the sidewalk, and I decided to save them. Good thing I did, because I found some gems, like this one here.

Panaché - Interlude/Sweet Music

Wednesday Remix Club # 12

2008-05-14T23:16:00.000-04:00

Now we're cooking! OK, so admittedly, Wu-Tang et al has fallen the f*ck off in mine (and many others) books, but there is no denying that that first LP, and many of the group's first solo albums were off the hook. Method Man, ODB, Genius and of course The Chef. I've finally finished my hip hop doubles recording project, and of course my Wu records came at the end, and I re-discovered this little forgotten gem, that I think went relatively unnoticed, as it was never properly released to my knowledge. Thanks again college radio and superfluous Loud records promos!

Chef Raekwon - Rainy Dayz remix

Raer!

2008-05-12T10:10:00.000-04:00

Been a while since the last update as I have been knee deep in some serious ebay madness (SHAMELESS PLUG: BUY MY RECORDS!!!) but thought I'd throw up one of the more sought after gems that I ripped for this. Stupid rare, not released on any album, only available as a white label promo. I don't even remember who sent this to me, only that I was still on mailing lists from my college radio days.

Pudgee Tha Phat Bastard feat. Notorious B.I.G. & Lord Tariq - Think Big

FUCK YEAH!

2008-05-02T19:00:00.000-04:00

I have been rocking the fuck out to this the last two days. Nothing deep here, just pure awesomeness.

Heatwave - The Grooveline

A Quickie

2008-05-02T01:43:00.000-04:00

Damn, I haven't put up anything for a minute, so here's a quickie request that I filled out for someone over at the Hollerboard. Erule was LA rap royalty for a hot minute, then kinda disappeared into the ether. He put out some more music after his first single, but people kinda forgot about him by the time that happened, and I really think he didn't achieve what he could have. Thanks Pallas!

Erule - Synopsis
Click Me!

From Me To You

2008-04-24T08:49:00.002-04:00

This is just one of those 'you-need-this-in-your-life' kinda songs. Enjoy.

Barrabas - It

Wednesday Remix Club #11

2008-04-23T11:23:00.000-04:00

I really think that Tha Alkaholiks are one of the best rap groups ever. I mean, I think they really got it. Rap is party music that shouldn't be taken too seriously. They got funny and clever rhymes and they can rap their asses off to boot. And they got dope beats. I kinda stopped checking for them when they got all Jimi Hendrix and changed their name to just 'Tha Liks' and when Tash tried to get all superstar, but they still are one of the best to me. Here's a little gem from them.

Tha Alkaholiks - Mary Jane (remix)

The Odd Couple

2008-04-20T16:45:00.002-04:00

Now here's an interesting musical tidbit. Back before he was the king of punchlines, Chino XL was in a fledgling little group that put out a couple of promos but never saw any proper release. It was good stuff that signaled the arrival of a solid newcomer on the scene, and led into a relatively well known career for dude. So I just finished revisiting one of these early 12" and whilst doing some research on the group found that his partner was none other than house legend Kerri Chandler. Pretty interesting, and fascinating, to me as in Cali the house and hip hop scenes were very segregated at the time, so this kind of collaboration was unheard of at best. Here's a more in-depth post with more tracks from another website, but keep in mind they have mislabled the track I'm posting here as a solo Chino XL effort, when in actuality it was the first of two 12" that this group put out. Enjoy Kerri doing his best Mista Lawnge impression.

The Art Of Origin - Unration-AL

Wednesday Remix Club #10

2008-04-17T00:35:00.003-04:00

So, the Beastie Boys may have verged into caricature territory for many folks, but suffice it to say, they've had an extremely successful and quality career. I mean, they even had a better overall career than Run-D.M.C. if you really think about it. Plus they are always putting out their stuff on vinyl, and put out lots of remixes and special limited edition type stuff for their fans, which is always appreciated by obsessive-compulsive collectro nerds like myself. One way this manifested itself was their use of local talent for remixes. When the boys were still living in LA, they enlisted tons of local hip hop cats to create remixes for them. This is a great example: We Came From Beyond's Mike Nardone throwing down a sweet remix for the Ill Communication banger Sure Shot. It was also remixed by Large Professor and The Prunes. Enjoy.

Beastie Boys - Sure Shot (Mike Nardone remix)

Cot Dayum!

2008-04-11T22:32:00.002-04:00

One of my current faves. Enjoy.

Parliament - Rumpofsteelskin

Thank You L.A.!

2008-04-08T04:36:00.005-04:00

T-Love feat. This Kid Named Miles - Freak-Da-Mental Bi-Coastal Mix

Wednesday Remix Club #9

2008-04-02T21:36:00.003-04:00

So, I got a little personal story behind this one. I had a major crush on this girl when I lived in LA, and this was back in my ultra-shy-about-sex years so I was not making any moves on this chica. Well, she was kinda going through a DJ groupie phase, so when I didn't step up to bat, she bounced. Enter Red Foo, son of Berry Gordy (yes, that Berry Gordy), personable, good looking, nice big-ass SUV (compared to my 4-cylinder Camry) and a budding little hip hop career to boot. Needless to say, he was the dude I loved to hate for a quick minute. Until he laced me with a free copy of this record. The OG mix on the A-side is aight, but the B-side wins again with an ultra-funky remix. Not much happened for dude on the music front, but he's got some sort of myspace-y personals website now. Good to see that Motown $$$ hard at work!

Red Foo & Dre Kroon - Life Is A Game Of Chess (remix)

More Cowbell

2008-03-31T11:27:00.004-04:00

Yet another METAMOMENT that required a post: last week, when everyone was happily watching South Park, my girl and I were hanging out at home talking and it came out in our discussion that she had never seen or heard of the Heavy Metal feature film, which resulted in a furious Wikipedia research session and a flurry of downloads from the original soundtrack. Unbenownst to us, Matt and Trey were airing their own homage to this classic animated film...AT THE SAME TIME. Post modern, right? Anyways, I was too young for the explicit nature of alot of the stories in the film when it first came out, but that didn't stop me from rocking the fuck out to the soundtrack. Blue Öyster Cult were totally badass with classic 70s neo-futurist album art, and lots of ominous sci-fi/occult story-telling type songs. And they had lasers.

Blue Öyster Cult - Veteran Of The Psychic Wars

No, NOT The Tarantino Flick...

2008-03-30T14:46:00.002-04:00

DIRTY LITTLE SECRET ALERT: I really like drum and bass. Just before I started my semi-gargantuan (You know, I've always liked that word...”gargantuan"... so rarely have an opportunity to use it in a sentence) rap recording project, I went through and ripped a crate of my more accessible DnB discs. Well, as fate would have it, one of the bartenders at my middle-management-after-work-crowd gig is a DnB head, and someone over at the Low Bee board started a thread at the same time. POST MODERN META! So figured I'd share the track that I shared with them. Apparently, the dude Alex Reece is one of the founders of the whole jazzy DnB sound, so I'm pretty stoked to have this track in my crates.

Alex Reece - Pulp Fiction